Typical Tina

As most of you know already, I come in a pair. But my twin sister Tina and I are nothing alike. That goes for pretty much EVERYTHING. She sent me an email about getting to her doctor's appointment that I thought was freaking HILARIOUS so I thought I would share (you will have to actually know her to think this is funny):


"Brent had to wake up at 430 this morning for his first client so I left the house at 5am and couldn’t go back to sleep once I got home.

So then my alarm goes off right as I was finally about to fall asleep – then I couldn’t get up.

So then I’m late for work and rushed out of the house to make it to my appt on time – realized that I forgot my phone at home – hesitated on whether to go back but didn’t bc then I’d be really late for my appt.

Traffic on 75 so I took a detour and it was the wrong detour – I was going to be there literally RIGHT ON TIME.

I’m on 75 and walnut yielding to oncoming traffic on service road and he rear ends me.

This makes me late. Write down all his crap but didn’t get to take pics because I left my phone at home… the phone I didn’t go get because I didn’t want to be late – how ironic.

Didn’t have time to lash out on him but it was an accident anyway.

Accident happened two min from the dr’s office. I get there and there’s only one spot open. The stupid suburban was the size of texas so they had to do a 10 point turn to wiggle out of the parking spot. Meanwhile someone pulls up behind him on the other side but I’m already there with my blinker on. She decides to steal my spot. THAT’s when my anger came.

So I pull up behind her and wait for her to exit. You can see her siloutte doing shit in her car bc she’s too pussy to come out. So I put my shit in park and wait – hell, I’m already f’n late.

So she opens her door and I say “did you not fucking see me sitting there the whole time with my f’n blinker on because I’m sure you did!”

She leans out of her car and says “don’t cuss at me! You better watch your mouth!”

And I say “how bout you get your white trash ass to learn some f’n courtesy!??!”

She says “you need to clean out your mouth young lady!”

And I say “YES MOM!!” and drive off.

We prob said some other stuff but my adrenaline was too high to remember.

Then I go park really far and I’m walking extremely fast to make it to my appt. and I see her coming up to the building too. She sees me and starts walking faster and I just keep my pace [and you know how I can walk fast lol]

So then I open the doors and I’m in the building and catch her last foot running into the elevator. She was probably pushing the button vigorously to close it and I said “yeah you better fucking run…”

LOL! I was so PISSED. She had a beat up miata convertible with duct tape all over the windows to seal out the rain/air."

HAHAH I love it!